The Morning Routine

Bleh.
Shrumple my hair.
Bleh.
Sqeegjul my eyes.
Bleh.
Whispsniff up the nose.
Bleh.
Corckle the back, and creek my fingers, snapping.
Ahh.
Oohrging down my throat.
Ahh.

Flip off those covers, like a whip, I do.
Shimmy in the shower quick for a fast hair skorsh and lather.
Stare into the mirror, whiffcrunching my teeth.
Clomp, clangle, truttings, unlock that door,
reverse. drive. gas. speeding five over. parking opening.

Slauncing in towards the doors, yet again I,
Shrumple,
Sqeegjul,
Whispsniff,
Corckle and creek,
And suck in a big Oohrging down my throat.